“what are you doing today”
nothing really
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
you misunderstand
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
(Source: snoipahkat)
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho
yeah wtf how annoying is it
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
(Source: cannnibalisticsandwich)





