zarry:

i feel this on a spiritual level

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M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: snoipahkat)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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aldcperfection:

When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

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pizza:

katherlne:

can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho

yeah wtf how annoying is it

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

egberts:

gloomysandwichgirl:

There’s no food in my house

*dying whale noise*

whale: there is no krill in the ocean

*teenage girl noise*

(Source: cannnibalisticsandwich)